Preaching to the Pagans

Hello, fellow Dougians! Hear my words, Student Andrew. We realize that our Commission is to spread the word of Douglas Adams, embedded in the Five True Tomes, to the world. So, to do this, we will need the co-operation of the few Dougians who are alive. The persecutions of the the Shooter Empire are intense, but we must persevere.

These Shooterans are lost, but can be found. We must preach our word to the "pagans", and let them see the light. Only in this way can there ever be more Dougians.

Also, if you have friends who enjoy the Hitchhikers Series, or you think they would, do not hesitate to show them this site. Only through Douglas Adams can we achieve true writing skill and reading taste. Praise be to Douglas! (makes Sign of the Hiker.)

For, as we must believe, there are many creeds that we must teach them: 'I believe that Douglas Adams had a heart attack to save literature. Through this, he could awaken people to the Truth. He suffered from authors from Margaret Atwood, like Todd Strasser, Lemony Snicket, and Victor Hugo.'

Good luck, Dougians!