The Student's Creed

Hail, and behold! The only people who are true fans of the Guide must not deny that it is Douglas Adams' true word, and that he did have a heart attack to save literature! Here is a short creed we have composed to give you an idea of what we mean:


THE STUDENT'S CREED

I believe in Author, the Plotter Almighty,
the Creator of the Guide.
And in Douglas Adams, His only Writer, our Noble.

Who conceived the Guide,
which was published by the Holy Publisher.
Suffered under Todd Strasser,
was ill, had a heart attack, and was buried.

The third day he did not return.

I believe in the Holy Publisher,
and in the one true holy Church of Douglas Adams,
good humorous literature,
and forgiveness of
primitive writing skills. Everlasting.

Amen.